Rule 1: Don't try to ride a unicycle on a treadmill
Rule 2: Never trust a mechanic who says "I can fix it with a rubber band"
Rule 3: If at first you don't succeed, fail, fail again. But don't do it in public.
Rule 4: The art of falling off a pogo stick is a skill, not a talent
Rule 5: Don't try to juggle chainsaws while blindfolded
Rule 6: Never underestimate the importance of a good safety net
Rule 7: Don't ride a skateboard with a broken leg
Rule 8: Don't try to eat a spoonful of wasabi while blindfolded
Rule 9: Don't trust a doctor who says "it's just a flesh wound"
Rule 10: Never, ever, EVER try to ride a unicycle on a pogo stick
Rule 11: Don't try to juggle knives while on a tightrope
Rule 12: Don't try to ride a skateboard with a unicycle on your head
Rule 13: Don't try to eat a spoonful of wasabi while on a tightrope
Rule 14: Don't try to juggle chainsaws while on a unicycle
Rule 15: Don't try to ride a pogo stick while blindfolded
Rule 16: Don't try to juggle knives while on a unicycle
Rule 17: Don't try to ride a skateboard with a chainsaw on it
Rule 18: Don't try to eat a spoonful of wasabi while juggling chainsaws
Rule 19: Don't trust a mechanic who says "it's just a loose screw"
Rule 20: Never, ever, EVER try to juggle three chainsaws while on a tightrope
These are the rules of the Fail Derby. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Fail Derby Riders