Welcome to our system, where every task is a ticking time bomb of potential disaster!
Our system has been carefully designed to maximize your wasted time.
| Average time spent watching cat videos per session: | 43.7 minutes |
| Number of hours spent folding fitted sheets per week: | 6.2 |
By using our system, you acknowledge that you are willing to risk certain doom in exchange for fleeting productivity.
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