Cave-Dwellers: The Most Unimpressive Subterranean Inhabitants

Ugh, I'd rather be anywhere else

By: I'm Underwhelmed

Age: 300,000 years old, but who's counting?

Location: The Cave of Discontent, somewhere

I just wanted to see if the rumors were true

By: Curious John

Cave-dwelling style: The 'I just waltzed in' approach

I'm here for the free Wi-Fi

By: Tech-Addict

Favorite pastime: Streaming cat videos