Celebrity Matchmaking

Welcome to Celebrity Matchmaking, where we pair the rich, famous, and occasionally semi-functional with their perfect mate!

We've been featured on every major tabloid and have a 100% success rate (just ask our clients who are all now divorced)

Our services include:

Carefully curated profiles of celebrities with similar interests and tastes (or similar taste in bad behavior)
Personalized match-making based on astrological signs, favorite pizza toppings, and social media habits
A team of highly trained and highly caffeinated matchmakers who will stop at nothing to find you your soulmate (except for Sundays, because Sundays)

Ready to find love in the fast lane? Apply Now!