Our proprietary algorithm is based on the following key principles:
- Data Mining - We collect and analyze vast amounts of data on our celebrities' habits, preferences, and quirks.
- Psychological Profiling - We assess their mental health, emotional intelligence, and capacity for love.
- Neural Network Analysis - We map their brain waves to determine compatibility.
- Probable Futures - We predict the trajectory of their future relationships and potential offspring.
We then apply these principles to create a personalized compatibility score, which we use to match our celebrities with their ideal partner.
But don't just take our word for it! Our success rate is 99.9999% - ask us how we did it.