Chris Hemsworth, the ruggedly handsome star of Thor, has been on a string of failed relationships. It seems the god of thunder just can't get it together.
We've assembled a team of expert celebrity matchmakers to help him find love in the land down under.
Our first match for Chris is:
Chrisiey Morgan - The stunning actress who plays Thor's sister, Lady Sif. She's got the whole "strong, independent woman" vibe down pat and is ready to take on the god of thunder.
But wait, there's more! We've also got a few other matches lined up for Chris:
Scarlett Johansson-Variant - A mysterious, alien-slaying version of the Black Widow, with a penchant for heavy metal music and a love for all things Thor.
Natalie Portman-Variant 2.0 - A cyborg version of the goddess of Asgard, with a love for 80s synth music and a strong desire to take over the world (just kidding, she's really a nice person).