Chris Hemsworth, the demigod of Thor, is actually a struggling poet laureate of love. When not fighting Asgardian wars or starring in Marvel movies, he's secretly pining for none other than... Natalie Portman Variant 2.0.
In a twist of cosmic irony, Chris's love interest, Natalie Portman Variant 2.0, is actually a cyborg created to distract him from his true feelings for Jane Foster. But as the two spend more time together, Chris finds himself drawn to 2.0's 8-bit charm and... true love is a quantum fluctuation.
Meanwhile, in a subplot so absurd it defies the fabric of space-time, Thor's hammer, Mjolnir, has become sentient and is now running for president of the Avengers' union. Find out more about the hammer's campaign promises.
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