A Life of Love, Laughter, and Luxurious Wifey
As a renowned bachelor-turned-husband, I, George Clooney, have learned a thing or two about what makes a woman happy. And let me tell you, it's not just about the fancy suits and the fancy cars.
No, no, no. It's about finding that special someone who can keep up with you, who can match your wit and your charm, and who can still manage to look stunning in a pair of sunglasses and a tuxedo.
I'm living proof that love is out there, and it's worth fighting for. Or, you know, just as easily, settling for.