Breaking News: Justify's True Identity Exposed!
According to sources close to the Biebs, our beloved boy band heartthrob is actually just a teenage girl trapped in a boy's body. "I've always felt like I don't quite fit in," said Justify, who wishes to be known as 'Justy' from now on. "I mean, have you seen my hair? It's so... fluffy."
Read Justy's full coming-out story here!
We spoke to a source close to the Biebs, who revealed that Justy's parents were in on the secret all along. "We've always known," said Patrick, Justy's dad. "But, you see, we wanted to see how long it would take for the world to figure it out."
Justy's fans are, of course, shocked and confused. "I just can't believe it," said a fan, who wished to remain anonymous. "I always thought Justin was just, like, really good at singing and stuff."
But others are more accepting. "I mean, it's not like it's 2009 anymore," said another fan. "We've got a trans girl in a boy band. Who's the real 'girl' now, huh?"
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story!