It's a dark day in the world of celebrity news, as the latest scandal to rock the industry involves none other than the infamous "Tiger Woods of the 21st Century" himself, Tiger Woods of the 21st Century has made the shocking decision to trade in his trusty old golf swing for a brand new one... made entirely of solid gold!
According to sources, the decision to splurge on a $10,000 gold golf swing came after a heated argument with his accountant, who was trying to tell him that it was a bad idea. "I'm a celebrity," the Tiger Woods of the 21st Century is reported to have said, "I don't have to listen to the advice of mere mortals."
The move has sparked outrage among his fans, who are calling for his head on a social media hashtag #GoldSwingFail.
Stay tuned for more on this developing story.