Warning: the following content may cause emotional trauma, relationship anxiety, and a strong desire to binge-watch an entire season of Celebrity Island while eating an entire pizza.
- 1. The Bachelor: Where 25 beautiful people compete for the affections of a single, emotionally unavailable, and occasionally racist man.
- 2. Love Is Blind: A show where people fall in love with someone they've never met, only to realize they're actually a bad match and should've stuck with their ex who still lives in their mom's basement.
- 3. Celebrity Island: Where famous people pretend to be normal people on a deserted island, only to have their fake personalities implode and their real personalities reveal themselves in a dramatic display of full-blown celebrity-itis.
- 4. Temptation Island: A show where people pretend to be in relationships, only to have their real feelings for their secret crushes ruin everything.
- 5. Marriage Boot Camp: Where people pretend to be married, only to have their fake marriage implode in a dramatic display of full-blown celebrity-itis (sensing a theme here).
Don't say we didn't warn you.