After Show Reports: Bachelor Mike's Season 3

Post-Show Therapy Notes

Mike: I'm still processing the trauma of being rejected by 10 women on live national television.

Counselor: Mike, how are you coping with this experience?

Mike: I'm coping just fine. I've got a great support system, a trust fund, and a solid 6-pack.

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