Certification Application Requirements View Sub-Requirements

1. Submit a 5-page resume in Comic Sans

2. Pass an 8-hour online course on 'The Art of Doing the Bare Minimum'

3. Write 10,000 words on 'The History of Socks'

4. Complete a 3-day retreat in a remote cabin with only a toaster and a VHS player for company

5. Pass a series of 10 pop quizzes on obscure 80s pop culture references

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Sub-Requirements for Sub-Requirements 1

1.1. Use only Comic Sans for all written submissions

1.2. Submit a cover letter in the form of a poem

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