Are you tired of the soul-sucking monotony of modern life?
Look no further! Our Exit Strategy is here to guide you through the process of completely abandoning all hope.
Step 1: Sell all your possessions. Give up your comfortable couch, your beloved pet rock, and that one weird cousin.
Click here for Step 2: Abandon your family.
Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, click here for our Advanced Exit Strategy.
Remember, it's not just about escaping the mundane. It's about finding true fulfillment... in the void.