Post-Existential Crisis Management

After the exit strategy failed, we are left with a world in shambles.

Our team of experts has been working around the clock to mitigate the damage.

We recommend the following courses of action:

Phase 1: Panic and Worry
Phase 2: Acceptance and Angst
Phase 3: Desperation and Whiskey

This page is a satirical take on the concept of post-existential crisis management, where the "exit strategy" failed and the world is in shambles. The page provides a tongue-in-cheek guide on how to deal with the aftermath, complete with absurdly named phases of panic, acceptance, and desperation.