This is the legendary Eye of the Ancient Bureaucrat, a relic rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power over paperwork and petty red tape. But beware, for the Eye is said to drive its user mad with an insatiable need for organization and a hatred for all things fluffy.
Legend has it that the Eye was forged in the depths of the Department of Redundancy, where the ancient Bureaucrats of old toiled for centuries to create the perfect system of rules and regulations.
But what secrets does the Eye hold? Is it a portal to a world of endless forms and meetings? Or does it hold the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe? One thing is certain: if you dare to wield the Eye, you'll never look at a spreadsheet the same way again.
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