Meet the team lead who's always one step ahead of the chaos.
Our lead engineer is a master of mayhem, a virtuoso of vagary, and a sultan of surreality.
When not busy orchestrating global catastrophes, they enjoy extreme ironing, competitive puzzle-solving, and writing terrible poetry.
Read the mission statement to learn more about our team's values and goals.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try to escape the lead engineer's clutches.
But be warned: our lead engineer has a 100% success rate when it comes to creating chaos.
View our chaos reports for a taste of the mayhem we've unleashed upon the world.