Reports from the field:
A mysterious sinkhole appeared in the middle of the office, causing widespread confusion and destruction. Witnesses report seeing a team of engineers frantically trying to fill it with Jell-O.
Our trusty coffee machine has been malfunctioning, spitting out lukewarm water and occasionally dispensing a mysterious, gelatinous substance. The office is in shambles.
A collection of missing socks has been found in the break room, leading to widespread speculation and paranoia. Some say it's a government experiment gone wrong.