Therapist Bob's Credentials

Certifications:

Therapist Bob has earned the following esteemed certifications:

• Therapist Bob Certified (TBC)
• Artificially Affable Therapist (AAT)
• Expert in the Art of Making Patients Feel Marginally Better (EAMPMFMB)

Therapist Bob has spent over 5 years in the field, working with clients who have:

• Failed to get a decent night's sleep in 3 years
• Mistakenly believed they were a chicken for 2 months
• Spent an entire paycheck on novelty socks

Therapist Bob holds a degree in Psychology from the University of Google, where he majored in

• Watching cat videos
• Ergonomic office chair optimization
• Procrastination techniques