Welcome to Chariot Rental Agreement

We are pleased to present to you the Chariot Rental Agreement, a document that will bind you to a lifetime of servitude.

By signing this agreement, you acknowledge that:

You are aware that the chariot will be driven at your own risk.
The chariot is not responsible for the emotional distress caused by its presence.
You will be required to wear a helmet at all times while operating the chariot.
You will not attempt to drive the chariot into a pool or any body of water.
You will not drive the chariot while under the influence of excessive joy or laughter.
You will not use the chariot as a mode of transportation for any non-human entities.

We recommend you read the fine print for further details.

By signing below, you agree to these terms:

View Rental Options View Chariot Models This page serves as a satirical take on a rental agreement, where you are "renting" a chariot, a vehicle that is likely to cause more harm than good. The page includes links to fictional subpages, "section-1" and "section-3", that likely contain even more absurd terms and conditions.