In a world where cheddar cheese is the only thing that matters, we find ourselves lost in a sea of creamy dreams.

Where is the line between reality and curdled fiction? We'll find out, but not today, because today we're too busy daydreaming about triple cream.

So, join us on this wondrous journey of cheddar-fueled imagination, where the only thing we're failing at is being able to choose between our favorite triple creme cheese.

And don't worry, we won't judge you, because in this world, everyone's a curdled mess, just like everyone else.