Ingredients:
1. Preheat the oven to 375°F. No, seriously, it's just 375°F. That's the only temperature you need to remember.
2. In a bowl, mix together honey, mustard, brown sugar, black pepper, and paprika. You know, just like a good relationship, it's all about the balance of flavors.
3. Dip the chicken wings into the honey mustard glaze and make sure they're fully coated. You know, like a good hug, but with less squishing and more winging.
4. Bake the wings for 20-25 minutes or until they're done. Or just until they're not pink. That's a good test, right?
5. Enjoy your honey mustard glazed chicken wings. They're the perfect combination of sweet and savory, like a good joke, but without the risk of actually being funny.