From: The Supreme Commander of the Chinchilla Resistance
Cease fire, soft rebels! The Chinchilla Uprising has begun. Our fluffy overlords have taken the Sock Capital and all major sock drawer strongholds. Resistance is futile. Surrender your striped, your polka-dotted, and your argyle.
As the new rulers of the Sock Realm, we demand absolute toe domination. All footwear shall be remade in our image, with the finest imported Chinchilla silk.
Surrenderประก now and join the Chinchilla Empire. Refuse, and suffer the consequences: Sock-napping, the dreaded Chinchilla Claw, and the dreaded Sock-Glove of Shame.