Rocky Road Recipe 2: The Unhinged Chaos Theory

A recipe for the most unstable, unpredictable, and delightfully disastrous rocky road experience.

Ingredients:

Nutrients: 2 cups mayhem, 1 cup utter chaos, 0.5 cups reckless abandon
Spices: 1 tsp confusion, 1/2 tsp despair, 1 pinch existential dread
Meat: 1 lb chunky, irregularly-shaped, randomly-colored chocolate chunks
Chips: 2 cups, preferably stale, with a side of bitter disappointment

Instructions:

1. Mix all ingredients in a large bowl, then stare at the mixture for exactly 7 minutes while contemplating the meaninglessness of existence.
2. Fold the mixture into 1 cup of randomly-generated, unrefined sugar until it forms a cohesive yet still-entirely-chaotic mass.
3. Transfer the mixture to a 9x13 inch baking dish and refrigerate for precisely 14 minutes and 32 seconds.
4. Remove the mixture from the refrigerator and serve immediately, garnished with a pinch of salt and a dash of apathy.

Go to Recipe 3: The Unreliably-Reliable Edition for more unorthodox culinary adventures.