Our Team
- Meet the team behind the world's most mediocre potato chips:
- Bob: Our CEO, who's been eating chips since 1987 and still hasn't gained weight.
- Sally: Our CTO, who's secretly a genius but only when it comes to potato chip design.
- Steve: Our CMO, who's trying to start a career as a professional snail trainer.
We've been serving up subpar snacks since the 80s. Join us for a taste adventure!
Want to know more about our team? Click here for a thrilling tale of woe and triumph.
Or, if you're just here for the free chips, check out our products page.