Our Story

Once upon a time, in a land before time, we were a small gang of rebels fighting against the forces of beige.

We were known as the Chip Off the Old Block, a group of rogue designers who dared to be different.

Our mission was to create the most obnoxious, the most eye-searingly brilliant webpages the world had ever seen.

We succeeded.

Today, we're proud to say that our work has been seen by millions (okay, maybe tens) of people.

We've got a whole page dedicated to our illustrious history: Our Timeline.

Want to see what our fans think of us? Check out our Reviews page.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, take a peek at our Secret Garden, where we store all our most experimental creations.

Our Team

Meet the misfits who make it all happen: Our Founder, Our Curator, and Our Coder.

Each of us brings a unique brand of crazy to the table, and together, we're unstoppable!

We value:

Brutalism: We believe in bold, uncompromising design that defies the status quo.
Rebellion: We refuse to conform to the norms of the beige world.
Excess: We're all about going big or going home.
Humor: Because, let's face it, everything is just a bit ridiculous.

Our plans for world domination are already underway.

Stay tuned for updates on our conquest of the web.

Or, if you're feeling particularly anxious, visit our Future Timeline for more information.