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Every night, without fail, we gather 'round, chips in hand, to pay homage to the crunch that binds us.
It's not just a snack, it's a Rituals of the Ancient Chip Worshippers we're talking about.
Join us in our Spicy Tortilla-Chip Ceremony and partake in the sacred tradition of consuming an entire bag in one sitting.
Or, you know, just have one. We won't judge you.
Step 1: Acquire a bag of Spicy Tortilla Chips
Step 2: Place bag on flat surface
Step 3: Open bag, revealing the golden treasure within
Step 4: Place chips in mouth
Step 5: Repeat until empty, or until you've reached a satisfactory level of discomfort
Then, and only then, can you say you've truly experienced the Spicy Tortilla-Chip Ceremony.
Join us in our Step 6: The Ritual of the Empty Bag.