The Spicy Tortilla Chip Rituals of the Ancients A Guide to the Lost Art of Chip Worship

For centuries, the ancient civilizations of the Chip Empire have revered the Spicy Tortilla Chip as a sacred artifact. Its crunchy, spicy majesty has been the subject of myth, legend, and worship. Here, we will explore the rituals that have been passed down through the ages.

Preparation of the Chip

To begin, one must first acquire the finest, freshest tortilla chips, imbued with the essence of the gods. These chips must be carefully selected, their delicate balance of salt and spice considered a sacred art.

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