It's 3 AM, and you're craving something. Anything. Everything. But most specifically: chocolate chips.
Don't pretend you didn't know this was going to happen. We all know. The chocolate chips are calling. They're taunting you with their crunch and their sweetness and their very presence.
You can try to resist. You can tell yourself that you're better than this. But the chips, they'll get the better of you.
Consult a crunch therapist for help with your chip-related anxiety, or just buy more chips.