CRUNCH THERAPIST

Welcome to the most epic, most legendary, and most utterly useless therapy experience on the planet. Where else can you pay $50 to have your existential dread crushed with a 3-hour session of crunching numbers?

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Our expert crunch therapists will guide you through the most intense, most grueling, and most thrilling numerical experiences of your life. Don't settle for boring old talk therapy when you can CRUNCH!