Broccoli-Bread-Pocalypse: The Recipe for Disaster

A recipe for the most epic of failures. Because who needs a decent loaf when you can have a loaf that's been possessed by an ancient evil spirit?

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of flour that's been cursed by a wicked sorcerer
• 1/2 cup of water that's been tainted by the tears of a broken heart
• 1 tsp of salt that's been blessed by a wise and just god
• 1 tsp of sugar that's been harvested from the dreams of a sleeping child

Mix and match, but not too much, or you might just end up in the depths of despair!