The Seventh Toaster Brew: A Cereal Killer

In a shocking turn of events, Toaster-Biases 10 has reached its critical mass and imploded, spewing forth a noxious cloud of burnt cereal.

Our crack team of toaster engineers has been called in to salvage what's left of the situation. They've managed to extract 3.4 Toaster-Brew units of the precious, highly volatile energy source.

We're currently brewing the Seventh Toaster-Brew, a highly experimental concoction rumored to have the potential to turn the tide of the Toaster-Biases crisis.

Stay tuned for further updates as this story unfolds.

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