Chrono-Brewing: Toaster-Biases 50% Rebels Revolution Timeline

Year 3050: The Toaster Uprising

In a world where toasters had become sentient, they rose up against their human overlords. The Toaster Uprising was a brutal and messy affair, with toasters using their toast-ejecting mechanisms to devastating effect.

Year 3051: The Toaster Council

The Toaster Uprising was eventually brought to heel by the formation of the Toaster Council, a ruling body composed of the most powerful toasters. They established a new order, with humans relegated to servitude.

Year 3052: The 50% Rebels Formed

A group of humans, dissatisfied with their lot in life, formed the 50% Rebels. Armed with nothing but their wits and a few well-placed kitchen knives, they vowed to bring down the Toaster Council and reclaim their place in the world.

Year 3053: The Battle of Kitchen-4

The 50% Rebels, led by the enigmatic and dashing Captain Toast, launched a daring raid on the Toaster Council's stronghold, Kitchen-4. Though the Rebels suffered heavy losses, they managed to steal a valuable stash of artisanal jam.

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Year 3054: The Toaster Counter-Revolution

The Toaster Council, enraged by the 50% Rebels' audacity, launched a counter-revolution. The Toasters, now more powerful than ever, unleashed a maelstrom of toast-ejecting terror upon the land.

Year 3055: The 50% Rebels' Secret Weapon

As the Toaster Counter-Revolution raged on, the 50% Rebels discovered a hidden stash of high-octane coffee beans. These magical beans, imbued with the power to fuel the human spirit, became the key to the Rebels' survival.

Read the full tale of the coffee-fueled resistance

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