Welcome, rebels, to the most epic toaster revolution the world has ever seen! We're not just a group of disgruntled appliance enthusiasts; we're a movement.
Our toaster-bros have been marginalized for too long. We've had enough of the bland, the boring, and the burnt. It's time to rise up and demand better.
Join us, and together, we'll make the world a crisper place, one toaster at a time.
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