Section 3: Time-Traveling Toaster Hazards
When dealing with time-traveling toasters, it's essential to exercise extreme caution. To avoid catastrophic temporal disruptions, follow these guidelines:
- Never insert a slice of toast into a toaster that has been used in a different time period. The risk of chrono-toxicity is high.
- Always wear protective gear when operating a toaster, especially when traveling through time. A good pair of chrono-goggles can save your eyes from the stresses of temporal flux.
- Keep a safe distance from toasters that have been modified with experimental temporal circuitry. These devices can cause unpredictable bursts of fire and smoke.
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