Obscure Rule 1.3: A Guide to Bureaucratic Red Tape
Rule 1.3: A Guide to Bureaucratic Red Tape
Section 1: The Bureaucratic Red Tape Dance
When in doubt, create 17 subcommittees to deal with the issue.
This will ensure that every decision takes at least 2 years to implement.
Section 2: The Art of Form 27-B
This form must be filled out in triplicate, with a minimum of 3 pens used.
The ink must be of a specific shade of blue, or it will not be accepted.
Section 3: The Bureaucratic Red Tape Twist
Every 5th Thursday of the month, the form must be re-filled out in triplicate.
This will ensure that the process is fair, efficient, and completely pointless.