Plomklop Wings - The Most Unlikely of Unlikely Recipes

A dish so absurd, so ridiculous, so utterly baffling that even the most seasoned chefs dare not speak its name aloud. But we, the brave souls of the Bland Soup Society, have taken on the challenge.

Plomklop Wings are not for the faint of heart. Or taste buds. They're made with the finest imported Rock Salt and the most exotic Burrow Prophets' Leaf.

Method | Tips | Variants

Step 1: Gather Ingredients

• 1 cup Rock Salt
• 2 cups Burrow Prophets' Leaf
• 1/4 cup Unidentifiable Fat
• 1/4 cup Mystery Meat

Step 2: Combine and Conquer

Place all ingredients in a bowl, stir, and pray to the culinary gods.

Step 3: Devour with Caution

Plomklop Wings are best served with a side of Absurd Salad for a truly transcendent experience.

We dare you to try!