John is the self-proclaimed, self-taught, and self- appointed prophet of the scratchers. He has a deep understanding of the ancient art of scratching, and has been known to predict the weather with his trusty scratching stick.
John has minimalist but accurate predictions for the following days:
Don't forget to check back here for updates from the prophet of the scratch masters!
Or, if you'd like, you can check out John's other prophecies at Scratcher Jokes
A scratch a day keeps the boredom at bay.