Advanced Spinning Schedule

This is the schedule for the most elite spinners in the land. If you're not a master of the vortex, you're not invited.

Monday

• Level 1: Basic Spins
• Level 2: Fancy Footwork
• Level 3: Spinjutsu (for advanced practitioners only)

Tuesday

• Level 1: Spin Dynamics
• Level 2: Spin Theory (for those who think they understand spin)
• Level 3: Spinception (for the truly enlightened)

Wednesday

• Level 1: Spin Etiquette
• Level 2: Spin Philosophy (don't ask us to explain)
• Level 3: Spinceptional (for the truly spin-obsessed)

Thursday

• Level 1: Spin Fundamentals
• Level 2: Spin Mechanics (for those who think they understand physics)
• Level 3: Spinceptional (for the masters)

Don't even think about trying to spin with us if you're not at least at Level 2 yet. We're serious.