Welcome to the Thermonuclear Transfer, a place where you can leave your mundane worries behind and transport your socks into a realm where they will be worshipped as deities.
Learn more about Quantum Slipper Transference Understand the Space-Time Sickness that Comes with It Meet the Sock Gods of the AbyssDisclaimer: Side effects may include loss of sanity, spontaneous combustion of nearby socks, and/or the urge to wear plaid pants.
This is where you input your socks into a vortex of swirling energies that will transport them into a realm where they will be revered and worshiped.
Add more energy to the vortex View your sock collection in the Sock RegistryCaution: The Thermonuclear Process is not for the faint of heart (or soul).