The Cluckin' Curse Treatment: A Guide to Fixin' Your Fowl Mood

You've been cluckin' around, and now you're feelin' down in the dumps? Well, don't worry, friend! We've got just the prescription for you: The Cluckin' Curse Treatment.

Step 1: Diagnosis - Get a grip on your cluckin' problem Step 2: Medication - We've got just the egg-cellent cure for your blues Step 3: Surgery - If medication don't do the trick, we've got a fowl-weather solution for you Step 4: Aftercare - Now that you're all fixed, let's make sure you don't get all ruffled up again

Don't forget to check your feathers before leavin'! Pay the doctor's bill