Diagnosis 3000: The Web-Based Diagnostician
Please provide your symptoms, patient:
Symptoms:
Feeling unwell
Loss of appetite
Unexplained rash
Caffeine addiction
Excessive scrolling
Diagnosis:
We have detected:
Severe case of Procrastination Syndrome (PSS)
Diagnosed with Sudden Onset Boredom (SOB)
Probable cause: excessive social media scrolling
Treatment Plan:
Recommended course of action:
Immediate removal of all screens
Prescription: 1 hour of exercise per day
Side effects: temporary feelings of accomplishment
Side effects of side effects: permanent feelings of guilt
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