MEMBERSHIP TERMS & CONDITIONS

Welcome, esteemed member of our exclusive club! As a valued member, you're entitled to the following perks and privileges:

• Early access to our secret underground disco parties
• Priority access to our limited-edition merchandise
• A complimentary subscription to our monthly newsletter, which is only slightly spammy

However, with great power comes great responsibility. Please be aware of the following rules:

• Don't even think about trying to use our toaster as a makeshift disco ball
• No, seriously, don't even think about trying to use our toaster as a makeshift disco ball
• No, really, really don't even think about trying to use our toaster as a makeshift disco ball

By joining this club, you're automatically agreeing to these terms. If you're not cool with that, then, well, you're not cool. Click here to leave

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out some of our other pages: MEMBERSHIP RULES, MEMBERSHIP PRIVILEGES, EXTRA FAQ (for our super-enthusiastic members only)

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