Ugh, have you ever walked into a coffee shop and been hit with the stench of burnt beans? The Coffee Shop of the Future is a lie! It promises us a haven of rich aromas and velvety textures, but all we get is a bitter aftertaste and a crippling student loan bill.
We're not just talking about any ordinary coffee shop, folks. This one's got everything: a line that stretches 'round the block, a 'barista' who looks like they've been up for three days, and a ' signature latte' that's just a sad attempt to recreate the experience of drinking actual coffee.
But don't just take our word for it, folks! Click here for the next installment of our series, where we'll be discussing the real reason the coffee shop of the future is a lie: The Over-Reliance on Syrups.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here for a special bonus rant on The Dark Secret of the Coffee Shop of the Future: The Bean Counter.
Stay caffeinated, comrades!