The Coffee Revolution Manifesto

WE, THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD, DEMAND A BETTER CUP!

For too long, we've suffered under the tyranny of subpar coffee. For too long, we've been subjected to the whims of corporate bean-fueled overlords.

We call upon all who seek to join us in our revolution:

• Sign the Pledge of Rebellion
• Join the Propaganda Committee
• Read the Manifesto (Again)