A Declaration of the Coffee's Might

We, the people of the Coffee Revolution, do hereby declare that the pursuit of caffeine-fueled happiness shall be the highest law of our land.

• Article I: The Right to Caffeine
• Article II: The Obligation to Brew
• Article III: The Prohibition on Decaf

And to that end, we shall:

• Establish a Ministry of Caffeine Affairs
• Condemn the scourge of the Morning People
• Declare that the only acceptable time for a human to be awake is between 6:00 AM and 6:00 PM, inclusive