The Coffee Revolution Manifesto: Section 3

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THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN!

We have been oppressed by the bland, over-roasted tyranny of the coffee shop establishment for far too long. It's time to rise up and demand more!œ

THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TEA-BAGGED.

We demand:

More creamer options, not just 2% and whole milk!
More foam, less foam-sham!
A return to the good ol' days of burnt coffee, when burnt was beautiful!
Free coffee for all, or at least for those who can't afford it!

Read more demands here