Operating Instructions for the 3000 Coffee Fetcher

Warning: Operating the 3000 Coffee Fetcher is a serious matter.

1. Insert coffee beans into hopper 1.
2. Press button 3 to activate coffee grinder.
3. Wait for 30 seconds.
4. Press button 2 to brew.
5. Wait for 10 seconds.
6. Press button 1 to dispense.

Repeat as necessary.

Side effects may include:

• Jitters
• Insanity
• Spilled coffee on keyboard

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