Coffeenermy: Where Lattes are Lied About

Warning: this is not your typical coffee shop. Here, the baristas are trained in the ancient art of telling outrageous lies about your beverage choices.

We serve the most overpriced, underwhelming cups of coffee in the city. Our baristas are experts in the fields of:

Giving Bad Latte Tips
Sourcing Overpriced Beans
Providing Underwhelming Customer Experience

Bad Latte Tips prophets

We've got experts in the art of making you feel like you've been ripped off. Our bad latte tips include:

We'll tell you that your drink is made with the finest Ethiopian coffee beans, when really it's just Folgers.
We'll claim that your drink has been expertly crafted by a trained barista, when really it's just a 16-year-old intern.
We'll convince you that our coffee is worth triple the price of your local gas station, when really it's just a rip-off.

See how we source our overpriced beans!