Coffee for Idiots

Brewing for Idiots

Because adulting is hard, but coffee makes it slightly less terrible.

Step 1: Get some beans. Like, actual beans, not those weird, pre-ground things.

• Step 2: Grind them.
• Step 3: Pour some water.
• Step 4: Add a dash of disappointment.

And that's it! Now you can pretend you're a functioning member of society.